Massive Treasure Hunt: Unveiling the Mystery
Uh-Oh. God, I hate this planet. Would you look at that, a ladder! Unfortunately, my design doesn’t facilitate this type of- Well, destiny awaits. I’m fine! Legend has it that there is this massive treasure hidden in some secret vault. And if you go hunting for it, you better take any help you can get. Because it’s on the weirdest, most dangerous, dumpster fire of a world in the universe. God, I hate this planet. What is that smell? Piss-Wash Gully. Ew.
Put the window up! I don’t want to. Roll the window up! Don’t tell me what to do! It’s pee. It’s pee. Why you think it’s called Piss-Wash? How did it get the name?! It’s in my mouth. Do you know how many people have died looking for this vault? We have something they don’t, baby girl. Okay, what? Major issues. Time to make it rain! With your body parts! What did I tell you? Minimal explosions! I said no explosions! Step aside, bitches! Oooh, mine’s bigger! What are you doing? I needed a gun! So you ask for it! Wooo! There’s only one of you in the world and you’re special. Uh-Oh. Kill them all. What’s happening right now? I’m expelling the excess lead. I can’t go if you’re looking at me. Oh, actually scrap that. I can, I really can. Actually, it’s helping. Are we really waiting for this to finish? Keep looking at me!
